Me, behave? Seriously?
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked.
Cinderella arrived home after midnight.
Pinocchio told lies.
Aladdin was a thief.
Batman drove over 200mph.
Snow White lived in a house with seven men.
Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos.
Pac Man ran around listening to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance.
Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.
The fault is not mine.